An Old Clip Of Kid Rock Performing Is Going Viral Ahead Of Turning Point USA’s Super Bowl Performance And, Um…Yeah, You Should Just See For Yourself

Nobody is sure why, but the NFL’s choice of Bad Bunny, the most-streamed artist on Spotify in 2025, as this year’s Super Bowl halftime performer has triggered a kind of mass hysteria among conservatives.

TLDR: MAGA is mad because Bad Bunny’s songs are in Spanish, which is apparently super un-American, even though he is from Puerto Rico, which is simply a territory of the US.

If you’re down in the dumps about Bad Bunny taking the stage this weekend, fear not. For Turning Point USA, Charlie Kirk’s right-wing organization, has the antidote.

They’re putting on their own little shindig! It’s called the All-American Halftime Show, featuring performances by super popular, not-at-all-has-been artists like Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett.

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Conservatives can hardly contain their excitement!!!! To get everyone else pumped the heck up, one account posted a video of Kid Rock performing at the 2024 Republican National Convention. You know, just to give a taste of the all-American fun that’s to come this weekend!

You can watch the full video here if you feel like ruining your day and possibly your week.

Now, this resurfaced performance clip of Kid Rock singing “American Badass” (lol) is going super viral, but…not for the reasons conservatives may have been hoping for.

First, everyone is pointing out how miserable Usha Vance seems while Kid Rock bops around the stage.

“incredible how it only takes 10 seconds of watching this video to see how miserable jd vance’s wife is,” one tweet reads.

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“All of us listening to this,” another writes, alongside a photo of Usha Vance.

“Usha not even pretending. LOL!” one tweet reads, in response to another that says, “Even Vance knows it’s shit.”

Secondly, people are losing it over the way the crowd is reacting to the performance.

The crowd goes mild!!!!

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“The funniest part of this video are the people pretending to enjoy it.”

“Watch how everyone pretends to be dancing, but not one person sings the lyrics. How ridiculous they look pretending to like this, in their suit and tie. This is not their jive. You can tell this is forced.”

“Didn’t know a crowd could be this dead.”

“Every time they show the crowd I cringed. Every fucking time. If the track isn’t bad enough, it’s the lame ass crowd having to pretend to enjoy it and doing that terribly lmao.”

Finally, many are pointing out how truly embarrassing this whole thing is. “No amount of hatred for Puerto Rican musicians should make you pretend this is good,” one tweet reads.

“This is one of the most embarrassing things a middle aged man can possibly do.”

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“These people love unseasoned stuff…from food to music.”

“This looks like a sascha baron cohen mockumentary.”

“Imagine forcing yourself to sit through a Kid Rock performance because you’re so mad that a non white guy is doing the Super Bowl.”

“White People be like: ‘Here’s our own Bad Bunny but he’s White and an American patriot’ and then you listen to the music and it’s the worst thing you have ever heard in your life.”

“There may not be a funnier thing than republicans pretending to have to like Kid Rock’s music bc he’s on their side.”

So, there you have it! Watch this space, and let us know if this sneak peek has you absolutely JAZZED (or not). I know of one person who’s definitely not.

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