Early Build Of Mirror’s Edge Reveals A Wonderfully Cringe Quote

An early Mirror’s Edge build proves why silence is golden. April is reportedly going to be filled with tons of cool game reveals. And Nvidia has done irreparable harm to the DLSS brand with its slop-face demo. It’s your Morning Checkpoint for April 8, 2026, where I am listening to the Gran Turismo 3 start menu music after I was recently served up this cool remix which I sincerely hope wasn’t made by AI.

Is Marathon really a good game for uncs? Almost every engagement between my fellow olds and I with other players says no. And now they’ve nerfed my boy. I would rather die by the knife than another shotgun blast or heat-scope snipe.

An early build of Mirror’s Edge reveals a cringe beginning

Softsoundd on YouTube recently put in the work to make an early PS3 version of the cult-hit game from nine months before its release in 2008 playable (via Eurogamer). “After extensive reverse engineering and hundreds of fixes, including repairing the broken EBOOT fSELF format, stubbing 306 corrupted functions, and resolving Unreal Engine package bugs, the build is finally playable!” they explained.

It’s an uglier version of the game and there’s not a ton of special stuff going on here. But it does feature a storm drain time trial that’s not in the retail release and a more chatty Faith at the start of the game. Instead of the confident silence she exudes in the full game, here Faith explains the world of Mirror’s Edge like a forgotten ’90s sci-fi gem. “In this city of mirrors, the edge is where you still have a choice.” I love it.

Expect the new Star Fox game to be revealed this month

Leaker NateTheHate recently affirmed that it would be tweeted out or appear in a Nintendo Today app post at some point in April.

PC Gamer surveyed its readers and found they hate DLSS 5

The question was simple: Could Nvidia convince you to use DLSS 5? Over 70 percent of respondents said no, with a third saying they were fundamentally opposed to the controversial slop face tech on ethical grounds.

Nickelodeon reveals a new tennis game

Nickelodeon Extreme Tennis: Next! features SpongeBob, the Ninja Turtles, and more in the animation company’s latest attempt to muscle in on Nintendo’s party game turf. Unlike Mario Kart and Mario Tennis, Nickelodeon Extreme Tennis will be on PS5, Xbox Series X/S, and PC as well as Switch.

Our first look at the Assassin’s Creed Black Flag remake is coming soon

That’s according to Insider Gaming, which reports a full reveal is planned for mid-April. The timing feels right. A new Title 1.1.10 update for Assassin’s Creed Shadows added a clue that fans have decoded to be a direct tease for Black Flag Resynced.

Stellar Blade 2 won’t be shown until it’s ready

Don’t expect any early peaks at Shift Up’s next sci-fi Souls-lite. “Our team is currently working very passionately on the production, and we would like to present it once it has reached a satisfactory quality. Rather than sharing it prematurely, we believe it is best to inform everyone once everything is fully prepared,” CEO Kim Hyung-tae recently told 4Gamer (via TheGamer).

Physical game publisher Limited Run games throws its old CEO under the bus

The company recently announced a “renewed fan-first focus” following the departure of cofounder Josh Fairhurst. Over the past week, Limited Run has reportedly been emailing customers about unexpected delays, blaming the shifting schedules on previous estimates that were “overly optimistic” and “aggressive” delivery dates from the prior administration.

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